Kid Accidentally Steals Cup From Restaurant
I almost choked on my drink.
I’M YOUR SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN’T BREATHE!!
Instead of whispered, consider:
- murmured
- mumbled
- muttered
- breathed
- sighed
- hissed
- mouthed
- uttered
- intoned
- susurrated
- purred
- said in an undertone
- gasped
- hinted
- said low
- said into someone’s ear
- said softly
- said under one’s breath
- said in hushed tones
- insinuated
aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
Tumblr was invented just for this pun.
I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.
I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
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